What’s black, white, red, and full of cleavage? Why, a Tim Burton movie of course.
Depp stars in the title role as a man unjustly sent to prison who vows revenge, not only for that cruel punishment, but for the devastating consequences of what happened to his wife and daughter. When he returns to reopen his barber shop, Sweeney Todd becomes the Demon Barber of Fleet Street who "shaved the heads of gentlemen who never thereafter were heard from again." Joining Depp is Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney’s amorous accomplice, who creates diabolical meat pies [unlike your mother, who confines herself to diabolical hair pies]. The cast also includes Alan Rickman, who portrays the evil Judge Turpin, who sends Sweeney to prison and Timothy Spall as the Judge’s wicked associate Beadle Bamford and Sacha Baron Cohen is a rival barber, the flamboyant Signor Adolfo Pirelli. [ComingSoon]
I like this trailer because it makes you forget that this is a musical. ‘Cause, uh, I’m not sure how that’s gonna work out.



I’m watching this trailer on tv as i type. LITERALLY STILL….STILL…STILL…
I’d let Depp shave my balls…
What? I mean, GRRRRR MUSICALS!
I would have a hard time fucking HBC after seeing her in
blackfaceas a monkey.Well at least he didn’t use a spoon.
Alan Rickman’s in it, so it ought to be good.
^
in blackface
The cast should just read: "Everyone you ever thought was creepy looking"
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s Mom goes to college.
Nom, once again good reference.
"BACUSE ITS DULL! IT’LL HURT MORE!!"
Its aweful lonely on top.
there is no spoon…
there is no try…
hey, anyone heard the ‘mac lethal’ album? i hear that dude’s a raper *cough* rapper and he doesn’t like rap?
I haven’t heard it yet, chodin. I tried to get it on limewire, but limewire just laughed at me.
You can listen to it on his website. I think it’s broken though. It just keeps playing sounds of a white guy reading Dr. Seuss books or something.
limewire Jack? ok fred flinstone. its all about .torrents.I read "i’m a raper" then i question whether i am or not. i hate you mac lethal you raper.
do you think that maybe lance is really mac lethal? and filmdrunk is just a way to build some street cred for himself?
mac lethal is a "rappist". As in one who performs "rap" forceably.
"Rap is really about power, not sex"-Law and Order SVU
and just to further bastardize this thread: american apparel makes some dumb shit…i wouldn’t fuck a girl wearing that stuff, not even with bryce’s grandmother’s dick.
Nah, Lance is so "gansta" already. He probably doesn’t even label his leftovers.
My femine side is very excited for this movie. Ironically, so is my masculine side.
Meanwhile, my chocolate and vanilla sides don’t care about the movie, my right and left brain are taking the day off, my McD and LT sides haven’t spoken since 1988, my less-filling and tastes-great sides just want to get out of the house once in a while, and my little-bit-country side just got kicked in the nuts by my little-bit-rock-and-roll side.
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Unrelated, but funny (and the source of my new avatar).
How many sides have you got? You must be a dodecahedron with legs.
So there’s this guy where I work who has eaten nothing but microwave pancakes for lunch for the last three months. I think he should get a promotion based solely on that fact.
Shit, I knew fek’lhr was going to see that.
pulling out the SAT words Charlie??
and oddly completely relevant, since I just counted 12 in Stone’s post. clever
+1 to Charlie Bronze
Fek: So that is a candid shot of David Hasslehoff?
Koru, thats not an SAT word, thats a D&D word.
ahh. well I wouldn’t know that, seeing as I have boobies.
koru: those aren’t your "boobies", those are your nuts.
Sorry to get off topic and get back on topic, but if Sweeney Toad killed all his clients wouldn’t he run out of clients pretty fast? I imagine he wouldn’t get a lot of word-of-mouth referrals and certainly no repeat customers??
MMMMMMMMMITchell!!!
Hey, if you’d rather think of boobies as nuts, be my guest!
And back to being off-topic, what’s the difference between a S.A.T. word and a D&D word? Most of the people I played with were brilliant. And who says boobies prevent you from playing D&D? I played with two women, and a guy who had enormous jugs. Enormous, hairy jugs.
why are they trying to desecrate the good name of hair cutting?
edward siccorhands started cutting hair, and that shit almost got his spooky ass laid.
Edward Siccorhands is related to Geroge Washingto.
Bryce-
go fuck yourselfno that’s Alf, lol!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMITCHELL! can be the Filmdrunk MMMMAAAAAAAATTTTTTT DDDAAAAMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!! R0xx0R! The Mighty Fek’lhr is appeased.
grammar is the greatest pleasure one has in life.
SAT does not directly relate to intelligence. Lots of idiots get like a 100 on that test.
And most people who play D&D know what a dodecahedron is just from playing the game.
former college roommates fek’lhr.
their bond grew stronger when they split the price for their bangbros.com subscription.
i once had a bangbros subscription. Then my mom caught me.
Hmmm, If you mean Kelsey Grammar is the greatest pleasure one has in life, then yes.
I’d agree.
Alright, everyone, calm down. I did not mean any offense. I retract all statements about D&D,12 sided figures, or boobies.
sweet. Retractable boobies. What?
actually, I don’t. moving along.. when is the last time HBC has been in anything not related to Burton? just curious
12 sided figures? No
Boobies? No
12 sided Boobies? +1
I’m pretty sure HBC was seen in contempt recently.
burton bites bitches with boobies, bongs and breakfast burritos.
Now that i’m back from being brilliant over at WL i notice my complete fluke of a dodecahedron remark – it was simply the first polyhedron that sprang to mind – has D&D overtones. i wouldn’t know about that. Can i still keep the +1 though? That’s a rhetorical question, you’ll have to claw it from my cold dead hands.
If by hands you mean boobies….
Tits.
Bazoombas
dicktitties. What?
Skin Chandeliers.
jizzbibs
Sweater Puppies
Psssst…
What are we doing?
Gert Stonkers or First impressions or to be old school, Charlies
Er… breasts?
bettynugs
Did I really start this descent into hell?
chesticles.ÂÂ
mammary glands
cans
Top bollocks
Miraculous Mellops
funbags
hooters
Norks
Mommy bags
+1 chodin
They’re called breasts, everybody has them
Well, I don’t
Miraculous Melons
My second favorite thing to play with.
Number one being myself.
Barry, you forgot the Mama. And theyre called dirty pillows
Koru-HBC was in the last Harry Potter movie
I cannot wait for this movie, this is my favorite musical, cause theres killing.
Eib – You obviously haven’t seen Evil Dead: The Musical.
Nor have I seen Cannibal the musical, and I am mad at you Jacktion!
Lance could probably do with staggering the posts rather than posting 6 threads at once. Better to even out the attention afforded each one. He’s probably having trouble finding enough comments from last week to be worthy of a place in the hallowed Comments of the Week post. Although i’ve often suspected he just picks them at random anyway.
he must, he always over looks my fabulousity. sad
Eib – Don’t hate the playa. hate the something else I can’t remember.
Yeah, that something else starts with a J and ends with a !
game, jack. hate the game.
Oh, I hate that game so much!
hey, goofballs, new post
I think HBC Is hot, and I feel dirty for that. She’s the anti Rihanna. Rihanna, you look at her and say, "Okay, nice body, attractive face, round ass, but, eh, who cares." Where as HBC, there’s nothing particularly special about her, but you wanna just ravage her mercilessly.
Oh, and BTW, has anybody heard anything else about the rumors that Borat is supposed to play Freddy Mercury in a biopic?
i can’t believe they passed up Edward Gillette Fusion Hands as the title of this one.
Shaggy – They were denied by Sacha Baron Cohen a few months ago.
I have a great recipe for "diabolical meat pies." The secret ingredient is broken glass.