Hey, remember Napoleon Dynamite? Of course you do, they keep trying to crowbar his ass into every movie. Blades of Glory, School for Scoundrels, The Benchwarmers, Just Like Heaven – what do these movies have in common? I didn’t pay to see any of them.
In Mama’s Boy, Jon Heder, everyone’s 2nd favorite Mormon* plays a 29-year-old who still lives with his mom (Diane Keaton) whose life gets turned upside down when his mom starts dating a new man (Jeff Daniels). Wow, sounds like Mr. Woodcock meets School for Scoundrels. What a great business decision, those movies did really well at the box office, right?
Anna Faris may be hot, but she’s yet to make a good career decision (that restraining order wasn’t so nice either, bitch – together, we could’ve gone straight to the top!). And Diane Keaton? Dead to me.
*Number 1 is Steve Young
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i thought Steve Young was a 49er. huh. live and learn right?
Hey, remember the part when Uncle Rico hit him in the face with a steak? Yea, that was really funny. Vote For Pedro!
Lets go to the flea market and buy Sega games!
I’ll betcha I could chuck a football over that there mountain. Man if only coach had put me in 4th quarter. We’d have won state for sure. No question in my mind.
We’re so esoteric!
Napoleon Dynamite was such a weird experience. I sat thru it and didn’t laugh once but then I’ve laughed a lot looking back on it. It makes me feel slow.
That’s because it’s like an art film for teenagers.
If it doesn’t make any sense, then it must be art right?
Kid’s these days are so cultured.
Luch is right. Stickers make cars go faster too, right?
I was thinking it was just because I didn’t feel right laughing at the retards in front of them.
i thought Steve Young was a 49er. huh. live and learn right?
It’s possible to play for both the Niners and the angel Moroni simultaneously. It’s in the book of mormon. And then Jesus parties with the Indians.
I wonder how many people actually think that pile of dung (Napoleon Dynamite) is funny, and how many are just pretending to think it’s funny so that their friends will think they’re cool.
Old concept on a movie. I’ll probably watch it though, just because I’m stupid like that.
The Mighty Fek’lhr doesn’t
watchget Napoleon Dynamite.This one time…..heehe……I was in line at KFC…..eheh…..and I like said: "Do the chicken’s have large talons?" The dude at the counter totally high-fived me!
Stray apostrophe in "chicken’s".
Get back here you apostrophe! Such a prankster.
Chris –I would bet more people pretend.
I pretend that I pretended that I found Napolian Dynamite funny.
It’s possible to play for both the Niners and the angel Moroni simultaneously. It’s in the book of mormon. And then Jesus parties with the Indians.
Of course, Jesus partied with the Indians, and Indians smoked weed, and Jesus was black. . . . . . . .
wait, where was I going with this?
Wasn’t Napoleon Dynamite an MTV movie? Has MTV ever made a movie worth watching? Has MTV ever not sucked? Am I alone in my hatred of MTV?
Yes, Virginia, MTV was great at one time. Back in the day when all they played were videos, it was worth watching. However, since The Real World began, it’s all gone downhill. Fucking original programming.
I can only hope that Jesus was NOT black. Because if so, at some point, some douchebag will cast Chris Tucker as Jesus.
"Drink this wine, niggas ciz it be my blood, yo. And it dis here bread, suckas cuz it’s my black ass."
Nah, The State was good too. And so was Aeon Flux. The original aeon flux on liquid television. The one where she just died over and over and over.
The State was awesome indeed. "Heeeey everybody, It’s Louie!"
"Heeeey guys. Is that tomato soup? I’m gonna dip my baaaaaalls in it!"
It was also the home of Beavis and Butthead.
Jesus man, the State had like 3 good sketches in like 3 years. Nostalgia does fucked up things to your memory.
SOBB – "Forgive them father for they no not. . . ouch nigga, that shit hurts. . . would you mind not whippin mah black ass whilst I am nailed upon this mothafucka?"
Granted, that’s a better track record than Mad TV.
Jesus man, the State had like 3 good sketches in like 3 years. Nostalgia does fucked up things to your memory.
This is why SNL is still revered as the high bar in sketch comedy.
anyone remember a short lived sketch show i believe was on Comedy Central calle Limbo Land?
Yeah, MTV rules! IT RULES!!
sending in substitute player called for calle
I thought Napoleon was genuinely funny and quirky. That being said it has all been downhill from there for Hedder’s career.
‘Mr. Woodcock meets School for Scoundrels’
Meets Failure to Launch meets Grandma’s Boy.
jokerswild (yes, I could go on with this all day). "I’m tellin you muthafuckas, I’m gonna roll dat rock back and climb my dead ass out of that cave and then ya’ll niggas is all in some deep shit."
I remember more than 3 good ones. At least six. Yeah six.
SoBB: I think that was covered in Dogma…
"I am the way and the light niggaz, yo ass ain’t gettin in less yo name is on the mothafuckin list"
Madtv’s original stuff was alright. Apollo the 13th: Jason Takes Nasa.
The Mighty Fek’lhr watched MTV when it aired "Video Killed the Radio Star" for the first time. He stopped watching after Beavis and Butthead wasn’t on like 5 times a day.
damn, i guess the resounding silence answers my earlier question. I am the only one that remembers Limbo Land.
"I cain’t be tellin’ no lies, mothafuckas. I chopped dat muhfuckin’ cherry tree down."
Oh, wait, that wasn’t Jesus.
Never heard of it Joker. Remember Viva Variety?
Fek – quick trivia, what was the second video aired on MTV?
I watched MTV the other day. It mainly had a bunch of little kids whining about a bunch of highschool crap. Also, was the title The Real World supposed to be ironic?
Now, The Kids in the Hall. Oh, Canada. *sigh*
I remember Viva Variety. Didn’t care for it, but I remember it. No recollection of Limbo Land, though.
ummm, no nommy. musta missed it.
Money for Nothin’
Kids in the Hall was fucking fantastic. Still is. "I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!"
No, it was Pat Benetar!!
They has a sketch where two dudes played chopsticks with there dicks. THen, a couple years ago, two dudes won 100,000 dollars ripping it off on America’s Funniest Home Videos. THey didn’t even give credit. Bullshit.
Limbo Land was a sketch show with a solid white background and minimal props. Favorite sketch was a guy crawling through the desert (as I said all white, but a few tumbleweeds cue you in) gasping "water. . . water. . . water". Next thing he crawls right up to a glass of water. takes a sip. . . spits it out and continues crawling. . . "twist of lime. . . twist of lime."
fuckin classic
Remember House of Style? Back when Cindy Crawford was doable? yeah, me neither because it was popular the summer "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and Guns n’ Roses "You COuld be Mine" was being played 10000000 times a day. Ah, I remember that summer like it was…well, like it was about 15 years ago
and Luchador wins the stuffed pony for Pat Benatar. the video was You Better Run
BS, you ever see the "sausages" sketch?
It’s funny and depressing at the same time.
Fucking AFV. Fucking acronyms.
Trivia answer-I have no fucking idea.
Irrelevant info-I got banned from With Leather, LMAO!
I remember the Sausages sketch. It was depressing. "Sausages! Sausages!" And then he starts licking his plate. Creepy.
so. . . what. . . SOBB? . . . not doable now?. . . i’d break it off in her personally
Banned?
Fek, what were you doing over on WL to get booted?
welcome to the club Fek. . . several of us were banned from WithLazy a while back
Give a muhfucka a blunt, he be high for hours,
Teach a muhfucka to garden, he be rollin’ J’s fo all his homeys and bitches.
So sayeth the lord!
You betta reconize!!!
JHC can settle this for us once and for all. . . ARE YOU BLACK?
erswi- Only in my pants.
No not really.
there we have it. definitively. not black. . . . so he must be Chinese
The Mighty Fek’lhr posted…subtle…humor as Chuck Long, and bunch of people bitched and He got banned. :( It must have been the "Psycho" routine that finally put the nail in His coffin.
Mother? Blood…BLOOD!
Hah hah. Yeah, I saw a couple of the chuck long posts.
Fek – you were Chuck Long? man those fuckers CANNOT take a joke
but the chief approved of Chuck Long?
Yesterday at least. So it goes.
Anybody remember The Young Ones? That show had the greatest last episode of all time. Fuck M.A.S.H.
Just for the record:
WWTDD: Dirty Hairy-most like me in real life
Filmdrunk: Fek’lhr-a Trekkie routine I used to do on an Undertaker message board that infuriated Goth teenagers worldwide
WithLeather: Chuck Long-I made up special just for With Leather, I was going to go for this dark disturbed country bumpkin routine…but it never got off the ground. I had only started to insinuate the racist and repressed sexually frustrated undertones when I got banned. *sigh* I should log back on as "Rex Grossman" and convince everyone I am the real Rex. Then again, for all you guys know, I am Rex Grossman (but fatter and from Iowa).
There, that was just so there is no confusion. I don’t want to get banned here for being a douche…or something…but they let
BryceVH stay..I dunno…*sob*UGH……with leather…seriously….the writing made me want to drive a No.2 pencil into my eyes and scream for
Chris TuckerJesus to take the pain away.Yeah, and that’s the thing, I was going for the trifecta. WWTDD and Filmdrunk were basically shoving With Leather down our fucking throats, and I thought I would play along. Oh well, fuck With Leather. I will let those assclowns stick to "Grr…sexually frustrated!"
Are you allowed to mention Anna Faris without posting a few pictures, or at least a link?
I must disagree with Lance’s opinion of The State. BTW, it’s finally coming out on DVD. Sometime soon. I don’t know when exactly.
Looks like Jack! is planning a mutiny. Maybe he’ll be locked up for this travesty. The only way out is that big, wide open gate over there, that we like to consider "Off Limits".
Whoo hoo, the State on DVD. "go put your ass in that puddin’" At the time, it was hilarious. Of course, the booze helps
And hello to all my fellow Drunkards