10.18.07 RODRIGUEZ’ PENIS A POOR CASTING DIRECTOR

My penis on the other hand is a great casting director.

ha, i said penis on the other hand 

The Mighty Fek’lhr did not need a mental image of MM’s skeez.

Monsters Ball sucked dick. Apparently, it was Lances.

BTW, Rodriguez is a fucking douche. And Rose McGowan is NOT "all that".

+1 : Halle Berry Sex Scene

-1 : BB Thornton Sex Scene

= 0

Anyone who thinks fucking Rose McGowan would be fucking Marilyn Manson too.  At least that’s what my junior high sex ed movie said.

^FUCK

Didn’t mean to have "thinks" in there.  Was supposed to be "is". 

Anyone who thinks fucking Rose McGowan would be fucking Marilyn Manson too.  At least that’s what my junior high sex ed movie said.

Wow, that made sense. 

Dammit. I never get to make fun of anyone.

JW - "My penis on the other hand is a great casting director."

well personally, my hand is a great casting director for my penis - everynight it gets cast in gimpy remakes of "troy", "cat woman" and "ernest goes to camp".

rave reviews you guys, RAVE reviews!

Do ya think that MM calls Rodriguez up and says "How’s my dick taste, dude!"

That’s funny Chodin, because I cast my penis in "Ernest Goes to Homophobic Turtle’s Sleepover", and my penis ended up in a cast.  True Story.

On the plus side, I think Rose takes it up the can.  The down side of that is your dick would then taste like MM and Rose’s colon.  That’s a coin flip for some people.

Planet Terror was good?! Not from what I’ve heard. Tarantino and Rodriguez are both film dorks who think "copying" is the same as "paying homage to".

It’s what separates the Shaun of the Deads and the Hot Fuzzes from the crap that Tarantino and Rodriguez have been churning out while their fifteen minutes are still running.

Pulp Fiction was great, but Tarantino blew his wad with that one.

I wonder if, as Barbarella, she is going to be wearing the Tube Top of Justice? Apparently it’s also the Tube Top of Casting, as well as the Tube Top of Homewrecking.

I actually liked Planet Terror, Rose McGowan is hot if you like really slutty bitches that fuck you for money. What are they called again..?

Heaven, I think they are called Heaven.

My penis is an award winning Cinematographer but only a so-so Editor.

 I for one, did not need the olfactory image of MM’s semen.

Barbarella was a real movie? I thought it was basically borderline porn. Big tittied alien chick… right?

bryce - i’m nominating that, you goofy bastard you, you.

I’v eyet to see Planet Terror but I’ve heard some pretty good things. McGowan ain’t that talented, she has this weird whiny lilt in her voice that is so annoying it’s almost mesmerizing. Or maybe that’s just because of the huge funbags and great ass. I suppose she could be drooling on herself and picking her nose and still kind of be "mesmerizing." And that way she’d at least have a shot at an award, for playing a retard, instead of just dressing like one.

my penis is a versatile actor sometimes he’s the hardened borderline crazy cop out for some thrills and ready to make some justice and sometimes he plays limp and fragile and sometimes he’s just all crazy and exited and aww hell nah! attitude, he can play many different roles this one.

Hah! You’re a dude! I figured it out!

Hee. Because I’d bang Rose McGowan? What are we living in the 1950’s? Yes, not only am I a dude, I’m also a confirmed bachelor!  The whole funbags thing was a ruse meant to distract you from my obvious flamboyance.

I immediately fell in love with Rose McGowan after seeing her go-go dance scene at the beginning of Planet Terror. Cripes, that shit made my head spin. Now I wanna chop her head off and eat her feet. Yep, must be true love.