UPDATE: Watch it here if the YouTube link doesn’t come back up.
Check out the new trailer for Rambo (Yup, it’s just Rambo now, not John Rambo, or Rambo to Hell and Back, or I Can’t Believe It’s Still Rambo).
In it, Sly talks about how war is in his blood, and how if you push him far enough, “killin’s as easy as breathin’”. I know exactly what he’s talking about, because dude? I’ve seen a lot of movies. Like, a lot of movies.
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"A lighthearted romp!" – Gene Siskel’s corpse
This movie would be way better if it was about Rambo having to arm wrestle to win his kid’s affection and eventually he goes to the big tournament in Las Vegas and then he wins a TRUCK, $25,000 AND his son back from his evil father-in-law.
Actually I think that they should have all Sly movies overlap like this movie would be Rambo "Cobra" Balboa Goes Over the Top IV …because I’d watch that movie
I’m sure I’m in the minority, but, I am actually excited about this movie. Will it win an Oscar? No, but at least it’s not being directed by McG, or Bay.
They should just change the name to just R then they could market it as:
R R
It’s ideas like that that keep me in all the sports cars and cocaine a man could ever want!
I’m not excited to see this movie. But will I wait for it On Demand then get shitfaced and laugh as R….ambo does something that involves throwing a cobra at a bad guy….yes yes i will.
But for a truely great experience…Drink a few King Cobra 40oz’s and watch Sly at his finest in Cobra
Rambo V: Infinite Arrows
I wonder if Rambo bangs hot Asian chicks like i can only dream about?
Rambo: Fourth Blood part 3
Kurgan, you know that theres no such thing as a hot Asian chick. For some reason they all have dicks?…You know what I’m talking about, Rambo, we all know why you stayed there, for the little boys brothel, "Rambo’s Rooster Rumble Ranch". Stay in Korea, you’ll be safe.
I predict that there will be too much talking by the main character in this movie. The original Rambo didn’t have much to say, and it should have been left that way.
Why is it that everyone must have a catch phrase in action movies nowadays? Just kill or maim a bunch of people and let the show go on.
Right on dudley. The original rambo was just tarding out the whole time. Now we’re going to have to listen to the wisdom. Of a guy who is tarding out the whole time.
I think that Rambo’s best portrayal was in UHF by Weird Al Yankovic.
Dammit, video gone.
"I can’t believe it’s still Rambo"
BEST title EVAR!
I think I pee’d a little when I saw that.