NEW DEL TORO PIC IS CHEZ GUEVARA
10.12.07
Hollywood Elsewhere has this latest pic of Benicio Del Toro on the set of Guerilla, one of Steven Soderbergh’s… uh twology? Biology? Bilogy? What do you call a series with two parts?
Anyway, it’s Soderbergh making two movies, Guerilla and The Argentine, about Che Guevara – played by Benicio Del Toro. Films are set in Argentina and Bolivia, but being shot in Spain and Puerto Rico because all those Mexican countries look the same anyway.
So, like, I don’t really know who, like, this Che Guevara guy is? But like my friend Emily’s boyfriend’s older brother has this totally HAUTE messenger bag with his face on it!
OMG you guys this movie’s gonna be SO GOOD!
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Only stupid fags do this!
making you mad is funny
Have you just given up on the entire "The Mighty Fek’lhr" bit?
When you say being shot in, please tell me you mean shot. Like with a gun. In the head. At close range. With large caliber ammo. Please? Fellatio Del Sucko is COMPLETELY overrated as an actor.
I especially like del toro in snatch. Him gettin shot in the face and then having his hand chopped off was the best.
The Mighty Fek’lhr does not answer to puny closet homosexuals, Jacktion!
What do you call a series with two parts?
I believe its called duopoly. Now, I’m off to play some Edna Krabappolly.
if i were mexican, this news would be sooooooooooo good.
but i’m white. and ignorant.ÂÂ
but happy.
He has been making this fuckin’ movie for like 5 years now. CHE GUEVARA, is not that interesting. Is he trying to make it in real time, the guy only lived to like 30something… Oh that was a good show, anyone remember 30something? It started Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds? Wait…. where am I!
*stared
FUCK I HATE TIPING!
TYPING
FUCK!!!
I’m sooo cold!
Hold me!
Walk toward the light, Hustler. You’ll be safe there.
Fek’lhr – Look, it may not be "large" or even "average", but I would definitely categorize my penis as "small", not "puny".
And where did you get the idea that I was
still in the closethomosexual?It’ll be okay. No one noticed you cannot spell starred. Spelling is overrated anyway.
So, did Che Guevera ever wear a Che Guevera t-shirt. Student types think they’re so hip with their iconic rabble rouser’s mug emblazoned on their leisure wear. Big yawn. Try something original, like my spring/summer collection of sleeveless tees featuring the genocidal maniacs Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Slobodan Milosevic.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is not amused by your backtracking/"making fun of yourself to reduce shame". In fact, He now believes you are a closet hermaphrodite.
Where can I buy those shirts Charlie?
’bout time we had a flame war. Today’s boring as shit.
Oh yeah, well at least when I make a snowman, I don’t have to add all those ridges to it’s forehead!
From one of my stores; The Dead Body Shop.
I just have to add an extra set of genitalia.
I have to disagree with any Del Toro naysayers. He’s damn good at what he does. Seen 21 grams?
Poor Che – never got to see the global superpower that Cuba became. Oh, wait.
Listen up Mighty Fuk’er, I will break your back, fuck your ass and make you humble! SONOVABITCH KLINGON FUCK!
I meant, at least I don’t ramble on like some lunatic that forgot their meds. STAR TREK SUCKS DICK! KLINGONS SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK KLINGON DICK! FUCK OFF!
Holy crap, the Hustla’ needs a blowjob – stat! Dixie, start a saline IV and then get on your knees!
Del Toro could be in a thousand more movies, but he’s always gonna be Dr. Gonzo to me.
"Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man?"
"I thought I was gonna have to get one of the god damn maids to do it!"
Talk shit about Benny and I’ll flip you. Flip you fo real. You heard the one about the hooker with dysentery?
i want to see a film about the life and times of this mexican dude that sells mangos in my neighborhood.
he’s very humble: not trying to start a revolution or anything, just honking his horn and selling some fucking mangos.
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker
You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
Yup, he’s good fun in The Usual Suspects too.
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker – ‘English, please!’ Hamme duhkees ya cockSUCKer!
"I wancha to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. Hes not just some dingbat I found on the strip man. Hes a foreigner, I think hes probably Simoan or something. But that doesn’t matter, does it? Are you prejudiced?"
did you guys see "the way of the gun" ? damn, ryan phillipe is so hot in that *cough* benicio del toro is very talented.
I’ll agree that Del Toro is a good actor if you watch Snatch and you can tell me what the fuck kind of accent he’s supposed to be doing in that movie.
It’s supposed to be Yiddish. But as far as discernable accents go, he doesn’t even come close to topping the list in that movie.
The Way of the Gun was kind of awesome. Any movie that doesn’t want to make me punch Ryan Phillipe is okay in my book.
That probably should have been indiscernible.
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and agree that The Way Of The Gun was great, and that Del Toro is an excellent actor. At least, in my opinion. But since my opinion is obviously worth a shitload more than people who’s opinions differ greatly from mine, you can just go ahead and say that Del Toro is a great actor.
"Shut that bitch up before I fuckstart her head!"
"Shut that bitch up before I fuckstart her head!"
Oh yeah, and any movie that starts out with the main characters punching Sarah Silverman in the face is okay in my book. (My book, called "People I Hate, and How I Would Punch Them" is due out in stores probably never.)
Communism killed 100 million people and all we got were these two shitty propaganda films.
wikipedia tells me that it’s actually called a "duology."
I think it should be called a "Duo-Log."
Oh yeah, Del Toro…
"That’s Andy Warhol… [pause] He’s a fuckin’ homo."