Doug Liman (Go, Swingers) is set to direct Jake Gyllenhaal in Untitled Moon Project. Liman co-wrote the script with John Hamburg (Along Came Polly) before Mark Bowden (Killing Pablo, Blackhawk Down) was brought on to rewrite.
Loosely based on the space race among private companies, the movie revolves "around the private expedition to the moon and the race for lunar colonization."
That reminds me of the time when Poland wanted to send their astronauts to the sun. They planned to avoid burning up by traveling at night! LOL silly Polacks! I also heard like a thousand of them screwed in a lightbulb one time! >:-D
Production will begin after Gyllanhaal finishes Brothers, his asexual love triangle movie with Tobey Maguire and Natalie Portman. Liman’s working on Knight Rider for NBC and a movie called Jumper, which I really hope is about that one Third Eye Blind song. Omg they’re like the best!
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Untitled M-o-o-n that spells ‘GAY’ Project?
There is so much information in this one post, i don’t know where to begin.
The key VH is to pick out the most vital information. As far as I can tell that remains to be toby mcguire and jake gyllenhaal like to blow each other in the back of truck stops. I fact checked Lance’s claim, and indeed it checks out.ÂÂ
Where is this guy going with his career?? Swingers, Go, Bourne Identity, Mr & Mrs Smith, KNIGHT RIDER TV SHOW, JAKE GAYNALL PROJECT
Well at least it wont be hard for him to look back and see there the train came off the tracks.
C’mon bryce! You can’t let the guy who just made a Tom Cullen alter ego on the other place make the M-O-O-N joke?
Boo!
BOO!
Wow, it looks like these two are really shooting for the moon on this one hahaha. What? Okay then, you do better.
I’m trying desperately to come up with a Swingers tie-in to space trave. Give me a minute.
The guy on the left looks like a Robin Williams impersonator.
Travel. Fuck you – don’t judge me.
M-O-O-N, that spells "stealing my shtick."
Oh My God, did you guys see that Stone Soup mispelled travel?? What an idiot!
Jake says "First stop, the moon, second stop-Urinus"
Oh My God, did you guys see that Nominus mispelled Uranus?? What an idiot!
Actually ya, that one did kinda fuck up your joke, anus was the important part.
The plot will simply focus on a group of hip astronauts hopping from space station to space station in their own ships. A great deal of time will be spent following this parade around the Moon’s near orbit.
how else were you guys going to hear the correct pronounciation? I didn’t want everyone making a bunch of immature jokes.
Crap – Uranus is the thread ending joke, if it was spelled correctly of course.
Nominus makes the definitive wisecrack here, even if he does misspell Uranus.
You guys just don’t get it. It’s a play on how astronomers now pronounce it to avoid those jokes. God, I am so unappreciated in my own time. And yes, it was a thread ender. I was typing it while you guys were busy searching for your anuses. Ani?
Pluto is the funniest planet ‘cos it’s not even a planet now. HAH! In your face, Disney!
Since it was misspelled, I’m not sure what the joke was supposed to be. Maybe it was a peanuts joke about Linus and I just assumed Uranus??
Is the plural of anus, anusi?
I guess its time to concede. If you have to explain it, it’s not good. Life is fair to everyone but me. hmmmp.
I’ve had more then one anus at a time and I don’t remember calling them anusi, so I’m gonna go with no.
::CRACKS OPEN CAN OF WORMS::
It’s not like we’ve been to the moon yet anyway.
::stands back::
How can Jake Gyllansomething and Tobey Maguire be in a love triangle with Natalie Portman? I thought they were the same person.
Octopi… platipi… ani… Jesi.
I love plural words.
boys, personally i feel the climax of this post came with lance’s "third eye blind" reference. i mean, could you imagine if we could record the audio from "third eye blind" performing standing 69s with "vertical horizon" – stick a fork in it. i smell top album sales.
I remember the hookers saying two anus at one time would be extra, so I’m pretty sure the plural of anus is extra??
I agree with Jesus. There is no evidence to support the notion that man has walked on the moon.
Well, anyone who goes see that fucking movie will be a real Jarhead!
oh no!
Anti-grav -Don’t forget about cacti!
Watch out for them killer cacti! – Hey dude!
of course we’ve been to the moon. I SAW IT ON TV!! AND EVERYTHING ON TV IS TRUE!!!! 100% TRUE!!! DON’T ATTEMPT TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!
ok, back on my meds now
If they start making movies like this, I’m gonna spend a year in a Bubble, Boy thats sounds about right.
I think that if they were in a love triangle, then the cosine of the angle formed by Natalie and Jake would end up being Bud from the second season of Married with Children.
C&P, what are you living in a Bubble, Boy?
dammit VH
you guys are seriously going to take the psycho "I’m Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory" route? JESUS. (not you, JHC)
Jaction: I knew I was forgetting one, but the image in my head of multiple Jesi making water into wine was just to much for me. That’s heaven.
I’ll tell you about the moon "landings" The Day After Tomorrow.
yeah, well, ya know what i see when i look up? October Sky!!
fuck these are so lame
If they make this movie, i will kill myself The Day After Tomorrow!
I don’t care if it comes out The Day After Tomorrow and it’s playing for free in my backyard!
Which moon? I remember hearing there were two, maybe even three orbiting our planet. Of course that could be some QI bullshit, but Stephen Fry said so, so there.
Damn you JHC!
jake gyllenhaal is gay. . . i’ve seen the Proof
"Give me back my Shon!"
I’m sorry but I’m gonna need definite Proof that it’s gonna be worth my nine bucks!
Yeah, where’s the Proof they went to the moon. Oh yeah… everywhere.
Looks like you guys haven’t been proofreading the other comments.
I refuse to cheat by going to IMDB for this cock-smoker. For the life of me, I can’t think of another movie.
hang on i’ll be right back. . . let’s see. . . caring and sympathetic. . . tall dark stranger. . . winning numbers. . . man this Zodiac crap is bullshit!!!!
To much overlap when the actor only has like 5 movies.
requiem for a dream
He’s going to be flying around looking at the Zodiac constellations.
Find me one person who fully understood Donnie Darko.
……..
that’s right, you can’t. probably because you have no friends, though.
that’s it i’m all crapped out. my wife has only forced me to watch 5 Gay-n-all movies
I think one of the "landing" sites on the moon was Brokeback Mountain.
NOMINUS – ASS TO ASS!!!
i don’t care how that sounded, jennifer connelly is smokin hot
huh?
never seen the uncut requiem?
he’s coming on to you, nominus. RUN.
He wasn’t in Requiem?
it’s worth the price of a rental just for Jennifer Connelly’s ass to ass scene
I swear to me I didn’t cheat. Or see that movie, really.
We need to save the pun wars for special occasions. They’re just not special when we do them every four or five days.
wait c&p, lets see if the naked guy running this way is in need of help. I watched requiem one time.
yeah, and i swear to you that i’m not gay, JHC
alright, Jacktion has a point, pun war truce?
The tent scene in Brokeback was a secretely referred to as the ‘Moon Landing’.
Hmmm, I can’t believe it, because it’s STRANGER THAN FICTION! hah hah. Wha–? Wrong Gyllenhaal? FUCK.
fuck that. I say PUN WAR TWENTY FOUR SEVEN.
Damn, I wasn’t paying attention. Leave it to me to spoil a truce.
I’d rather put on a fake moustache and fuck my own wife imagining I was someone else, than have a pun war truce.
TRUCES ARE GAY. "TRUCE" IS FRENCH FOR "COCK SMOKING PARTY."
Jared Leto was in Requiem not Jake. He can’t pull off an malodramatic addict. However, he can pull of a malodramatic beauty queen. Isn’t that what The day….n/m.
Jacktion! I saw the opportunity and had to take it. M-O-O-N that spells ‘sorry’.
wwbd: SOrry. I really can’t tell the difference.
wait, jake gay-n-all and jared leto are 2 different people? huh.
yeah, jared leto sings in a band and fucks alot of chicks. jake gay-n-all wants to bone jared leto.