FLASH MOVIE STILL PLANNED
10.29.07
Word is The Flash movie’s still happening, and has picked up director David Dobkin (Clay Pigeons, Shanghai Knights, Wedding Crashers, Fred Claus – yeesh, talk about a varied career).
Dobkin’s film won’t be the character’s first appearance in cinemas, of course, with the Flash a major part of the upcoming “Justice League of America” film. But while fans wait for “JLA” story and casting announcements with bated breath, Dobkin can’t help but hold his – confirming that his movie will exist in the same universe as the upcoming flick as a direct spin-off. [MTV]
I still hold out hope that JLA will be enough of a disaster that a spinoff will be impossible.
Dobkin also said that his movie would deal with the Wally West incarnation of the Flash, which "would seem to mesh perfectly with recent rumors that “JLA” opens with Barry Allen’s funeral." I’m not sure what that means because I’ve had sex with a woman before. She may or may not have been awake at the time, but either way I’m still too cool for Tonka Trucks and Flash comics and shit… Mom.
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Dun Dun Dun Dun…. FLASH! Ahha!
Oh, the other one… meh.
I actually enjoyed Clay Pigeons. Back when Vince Vaughn wasnt a creepy puffy guy. There is no way he’s money anymore, baby.
Bryce- Queen? I wouldnt have thought it
"bated breath"?
Not sure what that means, but I think my wife had it the other night. Get it?
i guess you did?
Eibmoz: Yeah Vince was so money in Swingers. Him a John Favreau never looked that good again…I guess ‘starving actor’ looks better than ‘bloated ego-maniac’…
And now their green lighting movies just because "hey, people have heard of Vince Vaughn. Run with it you genious of a casting director, run!"
With that movie roll I’d expect the Director to push hard for Vince as a bloated wise-cracking Flash. Where he uses his superhuman speed to motorboat unsupecting women with large boobs.
The Mgithy Fek’lhr understands that Barry Allen was executed after being convicted of mopery.
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Bryce, how true how true
Nom, why do i see Vince Vaughn actually saying those lines?
I always confuse John Favreau with Vincent DiNofrio. Well I guess it’s because Vincent DiNofrio was in Full Metal Jacket and John Favreau makes me want to shoot myself in the mouth.
Fek’ don’t type so fast.
we are witnessing the implosion of Fek’lhr
Yeah I think people winning comments of the week AS him has pushed him over the edge… (to be fair he didn’t have far to go.)
You’re right Eib. Now that I read that, I can see Vincent saying that. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad either.
God dammit! I drop a fucking mopery joke, and my god damn post has a typo in it, so anything funny in it is effectively negated! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Yea, people suck!!!
BYW, I had the greatest Alien vs. Predator dream last night!
Wasn’t it ‘Mopishness’?
Fopishness?
The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts that is it, in fact, ‘mopery’ you
fucknutbak’tag.The Mighty Fek’lhr would also remind everyone that whereas in Revenge of the Nerds mopery is described as ‘exposing yourself to a blind person’, Barney Miller asserts that mopery is ‘exposing yourself to a blind person or a statue’.
The Mighty Fek’lhr might have to be arrested for statue mopery just out of principle. Any statue suggestions? He is strongly leaning towards ‘The Thinker", or one of those little cherubs peeing in a birdbath.
Thank you for clearing that up Fek’lhr
My most sincere apologies, Fek – I was thinking of Better Off Dead: (paraphrased because I’m too lazy to look up the real line)
"The once great Lane Meyer, now a study in mopishness"
Definitely "David"
Which David? Boy with slingshot David, or standing all naked David? Or both?
I mean one’s more obvious, but the other’s way more pervy. You guys can guess which one’s which. It’ll be like an ink-blot test.
What, peeing cherub isn’t pervy enough? What the fuck do I have to do around here?
My advice is to create a new screenname to use regularly, and only post as "the mighty fek’lhr thinks…." once in a while, like glen. Everything will be okay if you just copy off of glen.
Peeing on someone/thing who’s peeing on something else isn’t pervy, it’s karma.
Peeing on someone/thing who’s peeing on something else
Baqa’ forshak! The Mighty Fek’lhr is getting brain herpes from reading your posts. He owuld not pee on the cherub, only expose himself to it. Got it? MOPERY! MOPERY.
I saw Tim Allen running superfast in "Zoom" so i know they can pull this off amazingly.
Oh sorry, I thought you wrote peeing on a cherub. Not whatevering at a peeing cherub.
what are all these injokes? why isn’t anyone saying Mark Hamill as the Trickester should be resurrected for the big screen outing of flash? what has peeing on a cherub got to do with a predalien? also kevin smith is not funny and is the guy from two guys and a pizza place still going to be flash?
The Mighty Fek’lhr insinuated that Barry Allen (one of the Flashes) was executed for a mopery conviction (a very funny joke, being that he was called "Flash"). It was all downhill from there. Read the thread, baktag.
Story – Nobody suggested Hamill as the Trickster (please note "Trickster" spelled correctly) because the Trickster is gay. We’re all holding out hope for Professor Zoom.
The girl in the pic has nice pixels.
Unless they’ve been ‘shopped onto a guy wearing a Flash mask.
GRRR… anti-suicide fence!
lol @ my spelling mistake, not.
Jokes on you son as the tricksester is real – he has now come into existence as he was once upon a time a misspelt word but due to the power of postive thought (re; the secret) he does not exisit in the make beilieve unreality of our minds from where grammatical errors stem but in actual reality as it was once said – from dreams to paper our reality blah blah, forget this i’m trying to hard.
Good point he was Gay but so was pointdexter. I always wanted to say pointdexter since he/the word has become a common tool to deploy in situations of mocekry on prime time tv re: malcom in the middle and shaft the remake. I don’t need to impress anyone my mom loves me.