DIABLO CODY NOW WRITING EVERY MOVIE
10.23.07
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Diablo Cody is teaming up with Megan Fox for a "comedic supernatural thriller" called Jennifer’s Body. Fox recently passed on a Horror-Comedy called "Lance’s Penis" (with religious themes).
The story, described as similar in tone to "Heathers" and "Beetlejuice," follows a cheerleader with a perfect life who becomes the girl from hell when she gets possessed and begins killing boys in a small town.
Diablo Cody, whose birth name is the much more writerly Brook Busey-Hunt (note to everyone: unless you’re the heir to the goddamned Hapsburg fortune, a hyphen in your last name looks ridiculous), is the writer behind Juno. Her memoir, Girly Style, is also being turned into a feature film, and she recently did a re-write of Burlesque, which is like stripping for pale goth chicks. She’s also writing a pilot for Showtime, The United States of Tara, based on an original idea by Steven Spielberg.
She’s often described as "former stripper", but it sounds more like she was a writer who took up stripping to have something to write about. Let her success be a lesson to you, ladies.
Although I tried stripping to jumpstart my writing career, and all I got was banned from The Coffee Bean. You know what they say, location location location.

My penis actually has a hyphen in its last name: Nigel Sorely-Von Happenshire. He wears a monocle and a top hat and all the ladies are simply put to fits upon making his aquaintance. Also he’s an heir to the Hapsburg fortune
Whoa Bea Dragnet way to start the comments off… you should be writer/srtipper/writer.
So, in other words, she can’t come up with an original idea for a movie. She’ll fit in perfectly in Hollywood.
I’d like to shoot "Lance’s Penis" but all i have is a Polaroid or a Ruger.
Your choice.
I’m not sure what to think about a writer/stripper/writer… I think it could do a lot of damage to the credibility of strippers. I mean, if a guy thinks a stripper wants to give him a lap dance because she’d like more material for her blog and not because she thinks he’s a good looking guy she’d like to get to know better I think he’s going to be pretty hurt… well, unless she has big cans.
A Ruger?
Is that some kind of Japanese/German prototype from WWII?
Also: can you REALLY be a stripper in Minnesota? I think thats in Canada
I’d like to see Megan Fox strip down. The chick on the left? Not so much.
Oooh what a scandal! A rich heiress debutante becoming a stripper for the ‘life experience’ and connecting with her sexuality! If you really want to shock me why don’t you get a real fucking job. Jackass.
I don’t know what a Ruger is but now I want one.
http://www.ruger.com/Firearms/FA-Type-PI.html
I got it from Mengele in Brazil in the early 70′s. He had the worst poker face ever.
I stand corrected, but I still preferred my explanation…
I don’t understand the fascination with strippers. If I wanted to get plowed, give money to women wearing way too much perfume, and leave with the worst set of blue balls ever, I’d just go to Bingo night at the retirement home.
I just went to the Ruger website provided by The Kurgan and learned the difference between rimfire and centerfire. I don’t think it’s untoward of my to say I’ve got wood.
After reading JHC’s comment, i’m ready for some Bingo.
I thought up a movie for Jack!. It’s kinda a horror, but Jack! is more of an anti-hero. And he’s out for blood. The blood of these crappy hollywood directors. He must stop them.
"lights"
"camera"
click click
"jacktion!"
Anyone else notice the creepy chick over Fox’s shoulder? Yowza!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with this chick? I hope so, cuz I don’t wanna be right.
Sounds like: Brook Busy-Cunt?
Why yes, she is.
Luchador: Isn’t that Frau Whatshername from the Austin Powers movies?
She’s a writer who became a stripper, and got many ideas for mainstream movies.
I’m a writer who became a
pre-school teachermeter reader, and got many ideas for porn movies.I want to fuck Megan Fox so hard!
Ass to Ass!