Finally, it looks like Killing Pablo, Mark Bowden’s (Blackhawk Down) book about the US governmennt’s hunt for Pablo Escobar, will be coming to the big screen. Joe Carnahan (Smokin’ Aces) is on to direct, Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men) will play Pablo, and Christian Bale will play a Delta Force commander tracking him. Which sounds a lot better than the first time I saw this, when it was called Clear and Present Danger.
I wish Christian Bale were tracking me. He’s the guy I would have sex with, if you, like, put a gun to my head and absolutely forced me to have sex with a man, or promised to buy me some Funions or something.
It’s hard not to think that Killing Pablo getting fasttracked after five years in development has a lot to do with Medellín, the fictional movie Vincent Chase makes in Entourage with the same subject. It’s like even when Hollywood gets something right, it’s for all the wrong reasons, like my uncle who killed that tranny.
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I think we should take hollywood out, bombs under cars, escobar style.
Except Christian Bale. He was fucking harsh in harsh times.
I understand that Cleaver is in post as well.
Birfday Dawg back in the mix! See I told eneryone Entourage is not evil.
If you put a gun to my head, and made me have sex with someone, I think that I would pick Ge\orge W. Bush. Because I wouldn’t want to put someone that I actually like through that sort of thing. I’d rather have it happen with someone that I hate, who might be permanently traumatized by it.
Jacktion!: You pee in his butt, I’ll keep Bill O’solo off you.
The dude in front of Piven looks sort of Columbian? Is this a coincidence? I think not.
And gun or not, that was the gayest thing I have ever heard! Lance you’re ON NOTICE!
There is only one person to play a Delta Force commander: Michael Biehn! And he could grow a kick ass moustach…
GAY WATCH! GAY WATCH!
Come on Vegas, just because you want to have sex with dudes doesn’t make you gay. Does it?
Heh, I said ‘Come on Vegas’ nods to NOMINUS…
Jack, I think old George is used to gettin’ fuckd in the ass by Lord Cheney.ÂÂ
It’s only gay if you open your eyes!
This movie is gonna kick arse.
sadly, thats not the first time a guy in a pig mask nodded at me. The other time was at a slipknot concert. What is the deal with rock stars doing you’re woman while you cry in the corner? And what is the deal with cheese? Provalone, mozzarella, colby-jack: I just wanna make a sandwich, and these guys are giving me problems!
That was my steinfeld impression. **takes a bow**
Don’t quit your day job!
I think you are only gay if you enjoy it… Otherwise you are just being ‘outre’
or was it, your only gay if you kiss him after he blows you? I can never remember!
bryce, its better if I just stay clear of your Grandpa all together!
you’re only gay if you kiss him after he blows you and you like the taste.
if only it were easier for every post to NOT somehow refer to two guys bumping uglies…but it’s just impossible. and highly impracticable.
I’m such a good friend that if I get two blowjobs, I’d give you one.
That’s not gay. For me at least. You’re the one shooting a load in some dude’s mouth.
No PAPA, Nooo! It stings!
i heard it’s only "gay" if you take a photograph? memories fade people, memories fade.
I’ve got issues, I know!
Good point chodin, memories do fade. Especially when you find your way to the bottom of a bottle every night. They fade fast!
Swing Kids II – The Columbian Connection
Hey why don’t ya read the thread a little bit, random post guy, we were over Escobar like 3 posts into it. We are on to gay talk now, something I’m sure you know a lot about with a name like Creed!
The guy with the tache and the harsh comb over, top right, is that Escobar? Get Ron Jeremy. If he’s not available, get Ron Atkinson.
Okay. Blow me.
Bowden must be rolling in dough by now. I hope he kissed his book goodbye and doesn’t watch the movie. They’ll probably wreck it much like Blackhawk Down.
You would like that CREED wouldn’t you??
I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…
Oh you would know if a man slipped in! This one time in the holding cell… I’ve said to much!
it’s the intimacy issue folks. I mean, sex is sex….
but when you get to the ‘pillow talk’ and the cuddle factor… that’s when you’re gay.
Thats why I end my nights shoving the pillow into the girls face screaming "Talk to the pillow, bitch. Talk to the pillow." Then out with the picket signs. "Hey Hey, Ho Ho, The girls I slept with have got to Go…etc"
Put in my brown man! Put in my brown! Use a turkey baster on me too! Harsh times style! Christian Bale is the goddamn best actor on the face of the planet. Now he needs to planet his face on my "Best Actor". Oscar time. Party! Party! I’ll show him a harsh time!
"He’s the guy I would have sex with, if you, like, put a gun to my head and absolutely forced me to have sex with a man, or promised to buy me some Funions or something."
Lance, you’re fucking sick….it’s spelled Funyuns.
not sure that I have anything halfway witty to say, but I effing love the tranny comment… little things like that help me get through my day while working for Satan
What is it my friend always says? ‘It’s not gay unless you push back?’
Or Something like that…