UPDATE: GEORGE CLOONEY WILL BE THE VOICE OF MR. FOX
Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman are the latest actors to be confirmed as voices in Wes Anderson’s upcoming stop-motion animation adaptation of Fantastic Mr. Fox, by Roald Dahl. via /Film:
The settings will be very natural. We want to use real trees and real sand, but it’s all miniature.
Wow, sounds creepy as fuck. The way all children’s book adaptations should be. Kinda reminds me of the stop motion zombie flick I made in college, starring a couple dead hookers. What prima donnas they were.
Look, I know Wes Anderson’s a scarf-loving hipster intellectual and all, but after watching Hotel Chevalier, I have to admit, he’s still probably the best production designer in Hollywood. Nothing looks quite so meticulously storyboarded and choreographed as an Anderson production. One only hopes this one will have fewer disgusting lip-smacking sounds. And seriously? Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman? If I wanted to watch midget porn, I’d watch… uh, midget porn.
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midget porn makes me feel funny. and not in the right places.
midget porn illicits a response in me similar to that of the puppet sex in Team America..
uneasy.
Roald Dahl?!?!? Holy shit, they need to make a movie version of The BFG. Not because it would be a great movie, but because then I could say "Eh, the book was better" and then everyone at the bar will see how classy and intellectual I am. Or, they might just yell "We don’t watch Frasier"
Can we all just agree that ‘voice acting’ is a scam for lazy shitheads that don’t want to work that hard? And yes, I’m fucking jealous.
Maybe he’ll include some midget porn in the background for his upcoming stop-motion, miniature movie. Like have a scene take place on top of Natalie Portman’s gruntastic ass.
Wow, I sure would like to read about more Wes Anderson projects. Oblige me, FilmDrunk?
This "Hotel Chevrolet" thing appears to be on youtube. Full frontal butt and all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymTOZv_nTu0
thats for those of us who want nothing to do with itunes.
A friend of mine and myself share a fear/hatred of midgets and clowns. I don’t know where it comes from. Maybe that time I was gang raped by a midget and a clown and Wes Anderson.
SO, for her birthday, they got her a DVD. A midget clown porn DVD. After I almost shomited the spider rolls I was eating….we noticed the video was already opened. "Why is this already opened?" we asked. "Because we got curious," they begrudgingly admitted. STOP MIDGET CLOWN PORN!!!
Ass shot at 5:20.
You’re welcome.
**raises hand** Over here, I also want nothing to do with iTunes.
What a pointless waste of time that was.
Hey hairy, I had a great idea for a youtube video last night. Maybe I should enlist your help. If done right, we could be famous AND hated. What do you think?
I’m all for being famous and hated. The only thing I ask is that 1. we’ll get a cease & desist order for it, and 2. we get blacklisted from Hollywood forever.
Probably both of those. We might be the target of castrations by people who lived in new orleans as well.
It came to me last night. Once again I couldn’t sleep. And once again, I had the "ducktales" theme song on repeat in my brain. Then I thought of the title "A tribute to Katrina".
This is sounding better and better. I have no idea WTF you’re talking about, but it sounds awesome.
A montage of Hurricane Katrina aftermath/mortality/emotional crap, all to the theme song from "ducktales".
Bump. dunt dunt duhduh dunt.."life is like a hurricane….."
Looking for good midget porn? may I suggest ‘somewhere under the rainbow’ a delightful romp featuring the best midgets hungary has to offer… as well as a 68 year old primordial dwarf. fun for the whole family!
Holy shit, Nom! That’s fucking brilliant!
And on the porn subject, my favorite has always been gay Amish midget porn.
Is it just me or does anyone else NOT get the luster of Jason Schwartzman?? He does absolutly nothing for me and I just want to bite that huge fuckin nose right of his face!
VegasHustler = cunt
Why thank you Jacktion!. Still leading revolts against the powers that be, I hope.
Does Schwartzman’s t-shirt have Venom on it, or it just a wide-eyed Space Ghost?
WOW, you like Schwartzman that much!?
Oh well if Clooney’s voice is in this, then I’ll see it for sure!
Well I’m not a woman, so the word Cunt doesn’t really enrage me as much as you hoped it would. Perhaps next time try words like Snufalufagus or Scuzzlebutt or maybe Chicken Fucker, that might get my juices flowing.
Nominus, as a life-long (with the exception of 3 weeks, 2 years ago) New Orleanian, I for one am all for your Duck Tales montage. Mainly b/c I love Duck Tales more than I love New Orleans. But less than I love Birthday Dog. If you need to enlist the services of a native coon-ass, just lemme know. in the meantime,
LAZYTOWN BITCHES! RESPECT!!