TOBEY MAGUIRE KNOWS WHAT DORKS LIKE
09.07.07Tobey Maguire (who looks pretty much like what I expect a guy named "Tobey" to look like) is on to produce and possibly star in a motion picture adaptation of Robotech, whose rights were recently acquired by WB.
A sprawling sci-fi epic, "Robotech" takes place at a time when Earth has developed giant robots from the technology on an alien spacecraft that crashed on a South Pacific isle. Mankind is forced to use the technology to fend off three successive waves of alien invasions. The first invasion concerns a battle with a race of giant warriors who seek to retrieve their flagship's energy source known as "protoculture," and the planet's survival ends up in the hands of two young pilots.
Yeah, okay. Ever noticed how Japanese anime characters always have enormous eyeballs? I think it's like Japanese artists' fantasy of what it must be like to not be Japanese. As if non-Asians all stand around with our gigantic eyes going, "OH MY GOD, I CAN SEE EVERYTHING. THERE, BEHIND THAT BUILDING – IT'S A SCHOOL GIRL BEING MOLESTED BY AN OCTOPUS. QUICK EVERYONE! TO THE ROBOT CAVE!"
At least, that's what it's like in my fantasy of what's going on in the head of a Japanese animator.

This looks like a good idea…NOT! See how I did that?
See, you thought I was complimenting Tobey, but I was really insulting him by way of the old twistaround. Heh.
"Hot damn, I've never rode in a convertible before!"
Do you know your own avatars history?
Really!? Toby taking on the part of Minmei? I liked the guy in Pleasentville but after that, feh.
Anime is kiddie porn for pedophiles that are still in denial. And Tobey is a douche.
First, you just admitted to watching Pleasentville….homo. Now did you watch it before your ballet class or after taking it up the ass?
This can't be worse than Robot Jox 2007 (Transformers) can it?
First, you just admitted to watching Pleasentville….homo. Now did you watch it before your ballet class or after taking it up the ass?
I took it up the ass AT ballet class, thank you very much. The teacher says I'm an excellent multi-tasker, but since he's your Dad I'm sure he already told you that.
This can't be worse than Robot Jox 2007 (Transformers) can it?
I'm not sure I'd feel like making a wager on that, Hairy.
Hollywood needs an enema. Might as well douche it while we're at it. Are there really NO genuine ideas for movies anymore?
none.
Well no wait. here ARE plenty of ideas, just no one with the balls to pay out the scratch to get them put on film.
Tobey Maguire seems to suffer from a strange disease that makes him uglier and uglier as he grows older. Matt Damon (and Clint Eastwood) have similar ones, except as they grow older they grow more spots on their faces.
Spiderman 3 was difficult to watch, because whenever Tobey wasn't onscreen Kirsten Dunst was. Oh, it was awful in every other aspect, too, but the ugliness deserved a mention.
What's with the magic green letters that appear in posts here making an annoying pop-up when my cursor passes over them? Is it just me? How do I turn that shit off? Fuck off Live Search!!
JHC, what scares me is that Hollywood is starting to remake movies that were made within my short lifetime. When I heard they were going to remake Shattered I was stunned.
Wow. Not sure what that is Hairy. What browser and OS you running.
And oh God yeah on the remaking films just a few years old crap. The Hitcher came out when I was in high school and there has already been a remake.
http://www.theeldergeek.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=26222
BAM! Tells you how to disable that stupid ad shit. No more shilling for fucking MSN Live Search for me.
Gigantic eyes… LOL… I just pissed myself. Oh well, another picture for YouTube and another pair of pants to sell on ManPissedPants.com
Thanks, Hairy. That annoys the hell out of me as well.
HN- I hear ya. Now that there is finally a blog that deals with movies, is there anyone besides me that would like to see a decent film adaptation of Rainbow Six? I really need something to get The Sum of All Fears taste out of my mouth. If not that, Without Remorse would be my next choice.
"Do you know your own avatars history?"
Are you talking to me? (Heh. I just quoted a popular movie. I'm on fire today!!!) If so, the answer is yes. My avatar is a creepy Davy Jones doll.
Who looks suspiciously like the Berries N Cream guy.
Guess not. Shit! Fuck! Shitfuck!
No, Joseph, that was not directed at you. I'm surprised no one has picked up on it, I guess I can be vague in my references. But it does directly apply to two things on this page.
Mr. Jesus… I saw the original movie that Rainbow Six was based on, it's called Navy Seals, and stars the wonderful Charles Sheen. I do not care to see a remake made, but I would like to see a blog dedicated to such an endevour.
Okay hold on Lance, I figured your website must be resonsible for the Live Search thing for advertising. I was worried you'd be pissed I just showed people how to disable your money making scheme. So if you and WWTDD aren't responsible for it then who is?
JHC, think you could use some of your magic baby Jesus powers to solve this riddle?
And your welcome Lance. LOL
I just write, man. Business is someone else's dept.
At first glance, making Robotech into a live-action movie seems like a bad idea. But I thought the same thing about Transformers, and ended up being pleasantly surprised. I sure hope they cast a less annoying Minmei, though. Maybe make her into a deafmute, or something.