SCHWIMMER!!
09.21.07
In other Simon Pegg-related news, it looks like we dirty Americans are going have to wait until MARCH FREAKIN' 28TH for Run, Fatboy, Run (trailer here). I blame David Schwimmer. I know he's only the director, but somehow he's responsible. (Though I do applaud his use of proper punctuation, unlike those illiterate bastards behind Run Lola Run).
This movie has been out in England forever already, and we have to wait until 2008?! I'll be old then! Gah, I'm sick of this; Simon Pegg movies, pies with meat in them, beef-flavored potato chips, pale chicks with fucked up teeth; the British get all the fun stuff. Okay, maybe not that last one.
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Schwimmer does look like he could get a part in a Hollywood remake of 'Allo 'Allo!
*wooosh!*
That was the sound of a joke going over the head of everyone not from the UK and at least 25 years old.
We may not have beef flavored potato chips, but we've got baby back rib flavored potato chips! They don't even make you want to vomit right away. There's also buffalo wing chips. They're actually pretty good. Both are from Herr's. Make Herr's yours.
What about the good news?
The good news is there is no more bad news.
British comedy rocks
Well if it's out in England already then surely we can get a bootleg copy. Hmmm? Hmmm?
I really want to see this movie now.
Just watching the one trailer makes me think it could be about most of the people I know. Hell, even me except for the boxing part. Well and the exercising part. But I did eat a raw egg once, just so I could say I had done it.
i am pir-8-ing this bitch tonight
Why is one one of the popualr topics "Saturday Free For All"? When you click it, it says there are no matching posts found.
Oh and if I see that Evian bullshit over on this website, i'm gonna lose my shit! WWTDD has Fred Dursted!
Those "pale chicks" are known as "posh birds" in the UK. Or "horsey cunts", depending on the kind of pubs you drink in.
Vegas – We've shortened it to "durst". Proper usage "Such-and-such has durst"
yeah, well in that case WWTDD has just durst all over the front of it's slacks, and now it's gettin on the keyboard and shorting some shit out.
anyone else notice EVIAN bacwards is NAIVE?
just me?
huh. . .
I'm worried that mel's boll movement might have more staying power than dursted. I may have lost. Wait, not in the long run, eventually uwe boll will do a full on fred durst, and we'll never see another boll movement again.
duly noted
jokerswild says: anyone else notice EVIAN bacwards is NAIVE?
You and Janene Garofalo in "Reality Bites,"….
David Schwimmerstein is probably too busy promoting some Friends commemorative box set. I heard the "Smelly Cat Version," really smells like an alleycat from NYC. How do they do that?!?!?!?!