RYAN REYNOLDS IN SUPERBAD SECONDS
09.19.07
Ryan Reynolds has signed on for Adventureland, Superbad director Greg Mottola's autobiographical 80s period piece opposite unfortunately Jew-fro'd lead Jesse Eisenberg.
The pic is set in summer 1987 and centers on an uptight recent college grad who is forced to take a degrading minimum-wage job at the local amusement park after he realizes he can't afford his dream European tour. Reynolds will play Connell, an aspiring rock star and the icon of cool to all the kids working at the park.
Man, it must be rough to always be typecast as the "supercool dude who the girls wanna bone and the guys pretend they are when they're boning."
But we're a lot alike. See, I'm always getting typecast too, as "guy throwing real darts at an imaginary dartboard." And that's just at the laundromat.
Oh, and I just thought hearts and unicorns would make the picture more fun. Was I wrong? In your heart lies the answer. [via RopeofSilicon]
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Hey! Someone photoshopped his head onto my body! WTF…?
Wow, he looks even dreamier than usual in that picture. Maybe the hearts and unicorns did work! His abs, however, don't look as good as they have in the past. Not that I notice what his abs look like regularly… HEY! There's Jessica Alba! And she's topless!
(rapid footsteps as you turn to look)
Fuck him. I've got better things to do than work out constantly, eat right, not smoke or drink and sprout a hairy chest that would make Tom Selleck say, "Fuck, that looks good!". Posting on the internet is just one.
i don't mind ryan reynolds so much cuz at least he can be funny. or maybe i was thinking of Jacktion. . . yep, definitely jacktion. . . i don't mind him so much. . . what were we talking about?
jokerswild – Aw, thank you for that outpouring of sentiment. I don't mind you so much, either.
yes, "don't mind him so much" is as close to an outpouring of sentiment as this charred mammal flesh eating individual can achieve.
Ryan Reynolds sucks. His movies are horrible. He'll return to TV sitcoms very soon.
every time i click "refresh", i can feel my soul getting a little gayer.
I heard somewhere that he is Burt's son. Anyone know? Or care? Cuz I do.
Nope, his dad was some kind of boxer or something. Pretty sure I could still take him.
Burt who? Baccarat?
Blyleven?
Gay love child with Ernie?
Burt from Burt's Beeswax products. I love their hand lotion.
NOT FOR THAT!
ok, for that
I don't care about his acting skills, I'd still let him put the tip in.
so, balls deep then?
Koru brings me to an interesting point. How bad it would suck to be a dinosaur. Especially Trex. If you think about it, given the tail and all, I come to the conclusion that Trex and most other saurus' must have had sex in the missionary position. That would be the only possible way to get it in. Doggystyle, you'd be lucky to only get the tip in. How bad would that suck: always doing it missionary. How boring. And I guarantee there were no double teaming a female rex. Sure, she's a slut, but no lips to cover those teeth. Wow, I might need to sleep.
ok, half talent, semi-funny actor to dinosaur sex….sorry but even Evel Knievel is breaking all his bones attempting that jump
http://tinyurl.com/2o7lua
Watch the above video for how an animal with a tail does it.
The problem I see with a T-Rex doing it doggystyle is that his arms are too short to get a good hold on her hips for some serious poundage. He'd also have trouble pulling her hair, something those Cretaceous sluts really went for.
good one Topper.
as for the sex lives of dinosaurs,NOMINUS you make an excellent point. In fact, you may have put forth the long sought after theory of why they went extinct. Lack of good sex. god help everyone around me if I don't get mine on a regular basis.
You know, I didn't even notice the hearts and unicorn until you pointed it out.
Would it have killed to put a twinkle in his eye?!?! DAMN DAMN DAMN
I used to work in an amusement park. I hope this movie captures how fucking gay it really is.