PREDATOR DIRECTOR GOES TO JAIL
09.25.07By now you’ve perhaps heard the news that John McTiernan, director of Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Predator, and The Hunt for Red October, among others, was sentence to four months in federal prison today for perjory involving testimony in the Anthony Pellicano case.
If you want the rest of the story, hey, call up those beer nursing pussie at CNN. Around these parts we use serious news as an excuse to post a clip of Jesse Ventura using the phrase "Slack-jawed faggots" to describe people who don’t chew tobacco. That’s right, kids, he was a governor! (of Minnesota, but still).
God I love America.
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"I ain’t got time to bleed."
Possibly greatest quote in the history of film.
Is "The Body" no longer the governor? That’s a shame. I was hoping more wrestlers would take on high political offices. Like Surgeon General Kamala.
Is that kinda like "perjury"?
"Slack-jawed faggots"
Joker I think it can be argued that "I must break you." From Rocky IV can possibley be one of the greatest quotes in movie history as well.
Secretary of Defense Sgt. Slaughter!!
"Where to fight counts for alot, but there’s nothing like having your friends show up with lots of guns"
Sin City, Nominus?
for the last time wwbd, i’m not eloping with you in vegas. Maybe Carson city.
No, Souix Falls, or nowhere at all.
They should send Len Wiseman and the people responsible for Live Free Or Die Hard with him. On second thought, McTiernan should do another Die Hard movie instead of going to jail, and Len Wiseman can do a life sentence instead of making cheesy, techno-pop action movies. No conjugal visits. Kate Beckinsale can sleep at my house.
I like to refer to myself as a "goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus."
Nominus fuck that. I dont want to elope. I want my family to be there, and since all my family including I live in Vegas it HAS to be here. So what do you say?
Well BS, I’d like to refer you to the conversation I started up within some ben stiller post that included matthew mcconahey.
wwbd, you would be a good complement to Al Simmons’ eyes.
I would like to see Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka as Governor of Hawaii. I think that would be a good fit. Any other suggestions for other states?? Hmm? Hmm? Anyone??
A clip from Predator was rather obvious. n’est ce pas? How about a clip from Nomads? Adam Ant was in it apparently. He spent some time in a laughing academy. The jury’s out as to whether or not the two events were related.
I was going to use Slack-Jawed Faggot as my user name but I thought everyone would assume I was Al Franken. (Minnesota reference, pinheads.)
But seriously, why do they have to pick on McTiernan? Weren’t there any black celebrities committing crimes that day? OJ? Kobe? Michael (Jackson or Vick)? Seriously, just yank Wesley Snipes out of his crack hole and drag him in front of the cameras. Is there no justice in this world?!?
And that was talking points.
Loofa…
He should be fine, unless it’s one of those "pound-you-in-the-ass" prisons.
well paint me red and shove a crowbar up my ass. It’s john wayne in a fucking devo hat.
Hey Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y’know I’d like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine’s as big as a house!"
Here we are again bro… Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember… Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat… We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch… Not a fuckin’ scratch. You know who ever got you. They’ll come back again. And when he does I’m gonna cut your name right into him… I’M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!