DARJEELING LIMITED CLIPS
09.28.07
IESB has five clips from The Darjeeling Limited, including one called "What Happened to Your Face?", which happens to be my favorite pickup line. Probably the reason I’m always getting laid.
Welcome Aboard
We Haven’t Located us Yet
What Happened to Your Face
I Don’t Feel Good About Myself
Is That My Belt
He Escaped
Owen Wilson Interview
Anderson’s best movies (Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums) were co-written by Owen Wilson, while Noah Baumbach co-wrote Life Aquatic – perhaps why Owen decided to get all emo and try to kill himself. Always remember kids, up the river, not across the street. And if all else fails, use a gun.
This time around the co-writers were Jason Schwartzman and Roman Coppola. I don’t really know who Roman Coppola is, but I hate his guts and I hope he dies.
Petite Update: Hairy’s hilarious comment about pickup lines reminded me of this article in Radar Online. My favorite? "Gather ’round if you love limericks."
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FIERCE! also i have really not much interest in this now. why is that? i generally like Wes Anderson, but hotel chevrolet just kinda turned me off to this whole project.
Another great pickup line is "No really, you can take off the ugly mask now."
Although it hasn’t worked for me yet, it sounds too good not to eventually.
I’ve always liked, "Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Bob?"
That would work for me Jacktion, … but then again, I’m easy.
I always go with the classics, "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell out of heaven and smashed your fucking face." Melts a girl’s heart.
Q: What Happened to Your Face?
A: Tragic bathtub accident. I was cutting across the street, not down the road, and the razor slipped.
Nice Hairy. Me, I’ve found overly elaborate scenarios and pre thought out sentences are usually the most sure fire way to get laid. You gotta go about bagging these girls like you’re trying to catch the fucking roadrunner, or you’ll never get that bitch in your cellar.
Also, best pickup line:
"What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
It’s like something that guy Mystery would use, but true.
"Wanna do the slobber-boogie on my meat-stick?"
That was hasn’t failed me yet. Of course, I’ve never actually said it out loud.
VofP: Mister E? Like from Hey Dude?
I bring that show up anytime I can.
Singing, "Yippe-ki-yi-yay, like the cowboys say"
Anyone remember the key word that would make (was it Jake?) howl like a coyote? I do.
I don’t remember the word, but I remember having a crush on that guy from Blossom.
*looks him up real quick*
err. nevermind.
that guy from Blossom that was ALSO on Hey Dude
Joey Lawrence? Woah!
What? When was Joey Lawrence on "Hey Dude?
David Lascher played Ted, Some Native America looking guy played Danny, some little kid played Buddy. Then when Ted left they replaced him with some blonde pretty boy. Us blonde pretty boys get all the luck.
Jake wasn’t really blonde; his hair was more brown. And when he got hypnotized, Buddy could make him howl by saying… anyone? anyone? Bueller?
And I know Joey Lawrence wasn’t on Hey Dude, but when I posted that, she had yet to clarify that he was also on Hey Dude. Plus I just wanted to be able to say, "Whoa!"
Now I’m even more confused. Thank you.
Clarification: I don’t know of anyone who was on both Hey Dude and Blossom. Certainly not Joey Lawrence, the older brother or the father.
Jake would howl whenever Buddy said "snare drum".
Now I remember the episode you’re talking about. But, wasn’t jake just pretending like the hypnotism worked? Either way, Hey Dude jumped the Fred when Ted left.
I think Wes Anderson should center everything in the frame more often. His visual style is so varied and interesting!
Anderson has been downhill since Rushmore, and this doesn’t look promising to be a return to form.
If this comment box had a center option, I’d have centered all my text to match his visual style. That would have been clever, huh?
See I think it Dursted when Ted came back.
You WOULD think that Jacktion!. You know, cuz you’re stupid.
I hate India. I hate Indians.
Damn. You know me too well. I’m gonna go listen to "Needle in the Hay" by Elliott Smith.
I’ve been forced to retire the "Gun Show" pick up. I now like to go with the line, "I’m here, what are your other two wishes?"
My nickname (Jacktion!) actually came from a pick-up line that I came up with. I’ve always been fond of lines that use my name like, "Once you go Jack, you never go back," and I came up with, "How’d you like to get some Jacktion tonight?"
I have since come up with better ones, but I choose not to reveal them. Not yet, at least.