BRAD PITT IS BLOODY
09.24.07
These are the latest pics of Brad Pitt on the set of Burn After Reading. One can conclude that the movie is about Mr. Pitt riding a bike and bleeding. Oh, and also:
In the film, John Malkovich play Ozzie Coxs, a former CIA agent whose soon-to-be ex-wife (Frances McDormand) steals a disc containing his memoirs and accidentally leaves it at the gym where it is found by a trainer (Pitt) who believes he can use the info to blackmail Cox. George Clooney will play an assassin hired by the CIA to take care of the situation. Tilda Swinton also costars.
It’s nice to see Clooney and Pitt together, even though it makes me question my sexuality. (Hey, sexuality, what’s the square root of 527? C’mon, answer me, fag!). And John Malkovich is a great Hollywood weirdo in the Marlon Brando tradition. Fun video and story from Being John Malkovich, after the jump.
This is a YouTube clip with some of the Being John Malkovich commentary. The clip description says director commentary, though the voice doesn’t sound to me like Spike Jonze – anyone own this DVD that can confirm? Anyway, the commentary, in case you don’t want to watch the clip, is:
The scene comin up where the guy throws the can and says ‘Hey Malkovich, think fast!’. That was not in our script at all. We had had some extras that had snuck some beer on set, and they had gotten pretty lit… And he throws the can at Malkovich and has the famous line, ‘Hey Malkovich, think fast!’ and he now has his SAG card because of it, and we had to bump his pay from about $100 a day to $700 a day, and he has Mr. Malkovich’s reaction to thank for that.
As I’ve always said, drinking on the job makes everything you do better. Also, the best way to gain the respect of a celebrity is to throw something at his head. That’s how I met Benicio Del Toro.

The first rule of Bike Club is you don’t cry like a bitch about Bike Club.
Judging from the above picture, I believe its obvious that Brad Pitt wishes he was me. Tool. I most of those kids aren’t even his. What a loser.
Hah! Lance’s sexuality is stupid. Evetyone knows that the square root of 527 is 22.9564806. Duh!
But Lance’s sexuality could probably spell "everyone" correctly.
* for the sake of weekly best of section, let it be know that the word bet accompanied my post.
The second rule of Bike Club is you do not run while flailing your hands like a little homosexual girl, about Bike Club.
This son-of-a-bitch even makes wearing a mormon bicycle helmet look cool! And whose fuckin’ hair looks that good after wearing a helmet, tell me who!? God I so wanna
fightbe him!His hair looks very Brandon Walsh-ish, circa 1994. He just needs to part it on one side and let the wave take hold! Speaking of the gays, I really hope that the bully didn’t steal all of his lunch money. That sucks when you have to eat bread for lunch. Or so I’ve been told.
Hey, when did bicycle helmets become denominational? If so, my little cousin is wearing a Jewish one that only protects the bell end of his skull. My fingers are crossed that, if he falls, he lands on the 2% that is covered.
Because helmets are queer. I would have called it "unNominus-like" but oh well. Question answered.
I bet "Ace Of Base" accompanies this scene.
I would like to see Brad and Colin Ferrell out eyebrow act each other.
Pitt, Cloony, Malkovitch, and Swinton (Gabriell from Constantine) in a Coen Brother’s film. This may actualy be a good one.
oh shit this is a coen bros film? this is gonna kick ass
What is Brad Pitt’s next line?
a, *sniff* A…a…*sniff* b-b-bully took my b-b-bike!
b, You made me bleed my own blood…
c, My helmet is not queer! It protects my coiffure!
d, Maddox, come back here with my bike, or I’m telling your mother! Mom–I mean, Angelina!
The third rule of bike club is, ‘why the fuck is your pants leg tucked in? I don’t give a shit if you’re riding a bike! You look like a homo! Untuck that fucker and harden up.’
His hair looks very Brandon Walsh-ish, circa 1994
That is exactly what I was thinking… Course I knew that b/c in 1994 I was a prepubescent girl watching 90210.
The fourth rule of bike club is never again mention 90210 in a thread.
…or anyone involved with said zip code
agreed
…or anyone involved with said zip code
agreed
how the hell did that get up there twice?? Wasn’t intentional on my part.