In an interview with MTV, Anna Faris talks about her next project, a biopic of infamous porn star Linda Lovelace.
I for one couldn't be more grossed out. Anna Faris – her pouty lips and supple buttox – ugh, what a disgusting pig. She tried to make out with me at the bowling alley once, and I puked right on her tits. True story.
"There's a project about Linda Lovelace, the porn star, that we're really hoping to put together soon," Faris said of a dramatic biopic that will cast her as the infamous "Deep Throat" actress who dragged the X-rated movie into mainstream culture. "It's a really deep, dark drama — and it would be cool for me to do."
Playing Linda Lovelace, sounds like fun. Al Goldstein had this to say about her after her death: "Good riddance to trash. She was a good cocksucker. She was a piece of sh*t. Her book Ordeal was a lying piece of sh*t. She was a hooker, a scumbag, a lying trollop. I'm glad Traynor taught her to suck cock. I dropped several ejaculations down her throat. I want to do a final load, so when she goes to hell my sperm will go with her."
What a classy guy.
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She could rehearse her role over at my place if she feels her performance may be lacking.
I would like to try to make an ass baby with Anna.
What a stupid casting decision. Sure, get the cute young girl to play a FBI informant! Movies today are crazy. Like a black dude could become a fighter pilot or Denise Richards could be a nuclear scientist…
Ohhhh. The OTHER deep throat…
C'mon you know this chick isn't going to show anything. What's the point of playing a porn star in a movie if you're not even going to have a hint of realism and show some skin? I'm not asking her to go all Chloe Sevigny and blow a guy for real on camera. Just show something (and by something, I mean everything).
yeah, well I am asking her to Brown Bunny some guy. and by some guy I mean me. and by Brown Bunny I mean. . .
dude, is it 5 o'clock yet?
If she's got talent, maybe she can star opposite yours truly in my Max Hardcore biopic.
Jesus, Al Goldstein comes across as a nice chap, eh?
i accidentally read Al Goldstein's speech at my ex-girlfriend's, grandmother's eulogy.
that was the most awkward open-casket i've even been to.
Remember that famous geyser scene from the first scary movie? Yeah she got that idea from me when I put her head through the wall in much the same fashion.
Al Goldstein is my new hero.
"I dropped several ejaculations down her throat."
I bet sitting down and having a beer with Al is a real hoot. All the wonderful cock sucking stories he must have. I never grow tired of cock sucking stories.
By the way, I like how the word shit was the only word to get censored in that quote.
Faris is a hottie with nice tight bod, but to play Lovelace (even though she looks nothing like her) she needs to show some skin, otherwise it'll be like bad hotel porn. OTOH, in "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" Faris was pretty much auditioning for Lovelace the entire movie: Every scene she's in — I mean every one — ends with her glassy-eyed and her mouth hanging open like a well-lubed glory hole.
Could be worse. I heard that Kim Kardasian was in line for this role until she found out that it wouldn't require sucking on a pop star's banana. She's only into the musical fruit.
I had an overwhelming urge to
jizz on thisreply to this thread.