That's right, folks, our first day in existence and already we've got an exclusive. You hear that, internet? Grit your teeth while I make love to your man butt.
These pics courtesy of proud Teutonic warrior Nick, who writes, "Many germans aren't happy about them filming the movie – Stauffenberg's son especially said he did not approve of Cruise portraying his father. Besides, germans make movies about their history so damn well – untergang, goodbye lenin, leben den anderen etc."
Hey, no arguments here. But honestly, Brian Singer and Chris McQuarrie making a Nazi movie? You'd have to pay me not to see that.
The last pic is my favorite – anywhere Cruise goes, his thetan soldiers follow (or is it anti-thetan warriors?). What the hell do they do at those booths, anyway?
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I dunno, some of those Dianetics chicks look hot.
Yea, I wanna see this as much as I wanna see an open sore infestation all over my cock and nuts!
I was hoping for an exclusive of Jessica Beil's new movie where she shows some SKIN!
Totally loving the giant Coca-Cola banner in the background.
Have a Coke and a Heil!
Have a Coke and a Heil!
Fuck me, why didn't I think of that?
Ummm Lance, I think we are supposed to be seeing pictures of an upcoming Tom Cruise film, not pictures of Germany as it exists today on a typical weekday, bazing!
You're learning. When you can snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper…
Lance, the moment you get the clip of Jessica Biel all nude and stripperish from her new movie then you make like a bat out of hell and get that clip on this site!
As a big fan of war movies – even anti-war movies, providing they're action packed – i can safely say that this movie is going to suck balls simply because the story is shit; German resistance want to assassinate Hitler and sue for peace. They fail. Big yawn. Any moviemaker with balls should make a movie about Otto Skorzeny. Now there's a fucking story. i've mentioned this before on a WWTDD post but it bears repeating.
meritstenetsPee on your rug.
photo-captions right on the photo suck. I know, because I invented cool…
Entschuldigen Sie mich. Können Sie direkt ich zum Haus des Ms Kidmans? Ich habe eine Anzeige von ihrem ehemaligen Ehemann.
Beeren und Creme!
Beeren und Creme!
Ich bin ein kleiner junger Mann
der Beeren und Creme liebt!
'BOUT TIME FOR A NEW GODDAMN THREAD!!!!
I disagree. any thread involving Tom Cruise and nazis is ripe for the ages. Plus, what else better do you have to do?
Robert, very sexy – Schultz, berries and cream….slow down you hot thang!
(You made me laugh!)
Robert, very sexy – Schultz, berries and cream….slow down you hot thang!
(You made me laugh!)
"Would you like to hear about how this book changed my life?"
No thanks, kinda busy.
"Please, just a few minutes of your time, I promise you'll be changed forever."
Look, I'm really not interested….wait, is this the same book that preaches about the religion that Travolta and Cruise are always talking about?
"Why yes, yes it is."
BANG!!! I thought it was. Your right, it did change your life.
I promise you'll be changed forever.
Kinda like when my stepfather put my wee-wee in his mouth?
In your man butt?
WTF is wrong with you?
Dear Lance,
Please get the "Latest Comments" link going on the right side you douchebag.
Love,
Fonehtiks.
WTF is wrong with you?
I have a compulsion for making outlandish statements? I'm an alcoholic? A pervert? A scofflaw? I have a problem with authority? Dangerously ripped abdominal muscles? It's a broad question.
I second the need for a Latest Comments link. The douchebag thing could go either way yet.
ha scientology rocks
OK, there's you precious "latest Comments" link you damn dirty apes….
Können Sie mich auf das nächste Phasengeschlechterscheinen verweisen?
Wurde Sie mögen eine freie Beschaffenheit nehmen prüfen?
fone: What, you couldn't figure it out based on the one used at WaWaTarDeD?
deez: oh, so you're the guy we yell at when shit breaks. Awesome. Can you do anything about this putrid green color?
Lance, if you’re still here…..are/were you a Brisbaneite?
Let's just say I've been kicked out of both the RE and the casino (no easy feat), peed on the window urinals at the Regatta, and drank from 2-5 at Alice's/The Cri (now defunct, no?). I was once a Brisbaneite, albeit one with an accent.
Also, I think you should call yourselves Brisbeaners.
Phasengeschlechterscheinen
That's a real German word, are you shitting me? Babelfish says it's "Phase sex lights", but something tells me it's losing something in the translation.
It's supposed to be "Live Sex Show"
Yes – it is a real word – google it.
No I don't speak German —
Spaß mit babelfish gerade haben
Very cool Lance, well I’m still here, accent and all LOL!
Hello Displaced welcome to German 101….
German heritage here, but nooooo clue how to speak it. Jesus I struggle with English most days…….
I've been coming up with some captions for the picture above
…in German of course!
Haben Sie wenig, das in Ihnen deutsch ist? Wurden Sie mögen zu?
Nien?
VoP- What? hey fuck you how about that ok. =)
Kann ich Sie eindringen mag Polen?
Robert just called "someone" a pole smoker……..(LOL!!)
Does anyone really give a shit about this movie? Not I. Now, when you throw up some X-Files 2 or Cloverfield news, I'll be into it. But Tom Cruise playing a
fucking nutjobGerman…pfffthttthAs a German (nice bablefishing ;-))) ):
This movie will suck bigtime! And will be bashed by critics and historians.
(Sorry to be a bit serious… )
An actor beliving in a 'Herrenrasse' makes movie about a military officer which by no means was a resistance member.
Staufenberg and the others have been nazis and only tried to cover their asses in 43 when it was obvious that they'll lose cause the soviets were already pushing back.
Their goal was not a democraty but a militaristic 'Reich' like Prussia. For ten years before that they supported the system.
They should make a movie about Georg Elser!
"Round up the usual Nazis"
Does anyone know what the aliens or whatever the Scientologists are so afraid of supposed to look like? I would totally love to show up in costume at the their recruitment tables and chase them around, waving crystals or whatever that will make them have to start their program all over again from square one.
"I put aliens in you; no take backs."
Btw, do the Nazi flags belong to the production company or the Scientology legal department?