UWE BOLL’S EMAIL ADDRESS!
08.25.07
Well folks, our prayers have nearly been answered. A sexy reader who wishes to remain anonymous has emailed me what she claims is Uwe Boll's personal email address: UBoll40163@aol.com. Drop him a line and let him know I'm looking for a fight. Or maybe just shoot him a link to my Top 10 Reasons he won't fight me.
Anonymous reader, who adds that Boll is very nice if you stroke his ego, also had a great story to tell:
I was talking to [name withheld], trying to convince him to have a Uwe Boll film night, because I thought it would be pretty hilarious for him to analyze his work. Anyways, he got all quiet and then told me that Uwe Boll cast his wife (a pretty awesome actress) in one of his films. So about a week before they were supposed to start shooting, he told her she was going to do a nude scene…she said she wasn't, he said "You will do it because I am Uwe Boll" so she told him to go fuck himself, and then he told her she would never work for him again so she laughed at him. And I guess the girl he replaced her with almost had a breakdown because when she was doing the nude scene he kept telling her how awful her body was and how he should have found someone more attractive.
That person also happens to be a very good friend of Ben Kingsley, who was paid 2 million dollars for a 3 day shoot during BloodRayne, saying that he would have done it for like, $10 000 if it were for anyone else, and that it was the worst shoot of his life, and if given the chance, would turn down the money and just not do it.
And last but not least, when they got rid of the German tax shelter laws that Boll used to make all of his films, he lied to some accountants, and somehow managed to keep abusing the tax shelters….and then got caught, and blamed everything on the accountants, who are now in jail, and Boll can't go back to Germany because there are people who will kill him. Which is why he spends all of his time in Vancouver.
Oh, and he hired the soup nazi to dress up as Osama bin Laden for one of his wrestling matches.
Hmm, that last part actually sounds awesomely bizarre.
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Seriously, Lance, I don't know why you pick on this guy. His career in basketball didn't pan out. He's trying to make a living since he can't go back to his native Sudan.
Worse still, he got that TERRIBLE reverse tanning done. It's not his fault he has absolutely no talent as a director. He was BORN to play bas-kit-bol!
….and when did he become German?
I dont even know who the fuck this person is, but my blood boils every time I look at him. He fills me with hate!
The guy's a shitty director and should not be working. However, regardless of what you think of the guy, putting his personal information in a public forum (whether it's real or not) is low-class, immature and cowardly on your part. Big man there, Lancey. Big man.
Low class, immature and cowardly is my middle name (my parents were assholes). Also, it's not like my own personal email address isn't here on this public forum. That's the beauty of email, you can always ignore it. And if you get more than you want, you can just get another address. It's a wonderful time to be alive.
Yeah and judging by the dump trucks full of money Hollywood keeps giving this shitbag it is also a wonderful time to be a no classs, no talent director.
I know a dew people who've worked for him on a couple movies, every one of them is flat convinced that his 'movies' are nothing more than elaborate money laundering schemes…
The guy doesn't get anything near "dump trucks" full of money, people. He's on the lowest rung of directors-for-hire, and since he can only do one genre (and he can't even do that well), he doesn't command top-tier perks or salary. Let's not give him more credit than he deserves.
^ I wish people would give me more credit than I deserve….. like bartenders, credit card companies, casinos…………………………. hmm, maybe that's not such a good idea after all.
The only reason Boll gets hired is because his movies are so fucking low budget, that the 10 million dollars his movie makes (such as House of the Dead) is actually a profit. Therefore when studios come along and can spend a small amount making it and get lots more back, they're going to do it. One thing is for sure he probably does make more money than anyone here and he has plenty of other movies on his plate that he is filming or has in post-production like, Far Cry, Blood Rayne II, and Alone in the Dark II (I literally almost threw up typing that one).
But yeah, if anyone ever does run into him please do the world a favor, make him disappear.
Sir Ben Kingsley as Don Logan was fucking fantastic. Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!
To: UBoll40163@aol.com
Subj: I was watching Bloodrayne, and I had this theory about Ben Kingsley's character
Body: You're a twonk.
This was the exact message I sent him.
Uwe Boll. My blood boils at the mere mention of his name. Isn't this the same douchebag who filmed House of the Dead with no house?
I hope this motherfucker is stupid enough to have his AOL identity as his IM.
Uwe Boll is a piece of shit and so are people that defend him.
You Eee Ball? I Eee Ball. I had to check on imdb to find out who this guy is. nobody, apparently. why oh why mr. lance filmdrunk are you wasting your time on this guy? He's as dull as my comments.
The only person that felmale sheep bowl will box is that little guy from Simon Burch.