NEW ‘HITMAN’ TRAILER SOMEWHAT NIFTY
08.24.07
The full version of the Hitman trailer is now online. It's about a bad dude who kills other bad dudes so that stuff will be more good. Me, I mostly kill gay dudes who trick me into being gay with them by being hella sexy, but, you know, whatever works.
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I have that same tattoo on the side of my peni.
Good explanation. Thorough, detailed, clear. I now feel fully informed. Well done.
Looks better than the teaser trailer, but this movie will probably suck as most video game movies usually do
We will see, 47 from the game had a presence that I am not seeing in the trailer. If anything it will be a shoot em' up.
I thought that was Jennifer Tilly from the banner pic, but this chick is actually much hotter in the trailer. Timothy Olyphant is a bad motherfucker and should do this part justice. Though i'm not sure how he is gonna bull it off without his sideburns. He derives all his powers from the sideburns!
It won't be the same unless he goes after people in giant chicken costumes during Mardi Gras…
I LOVED THESE GAMES. Here is to hoping that the movie doesn't blow. One thing is guaranteed – the music in the movie will be AWESOME because it is being done by an exceptional composer.
So who's directing this?