Watch the Manda Bala trailer here 

According to Popular Mechanics, the top 5 causes of my boners are:

1. Stiff Breezes
2. Anne Hathaway (NWS)
3. The Elephant Throwing Scene in The Protector
4. Over-the-top, Hyper-Realistic Movie Violence
5. Anything That Reminds Me of City of God

This documentary about Sao Paulo obviously falls into the fifth category. Brazil just seems like an awesome place – gritty beach towns where everyone wears Hawaiian shirts and carries a gun, and goes to sexy parties with girls in bikinis with well-manicured pubic hair.  Much better than Bakersfield, anyway.  Man, that place sucks.   

UPDATE: Turns out people with limited English and Photoshop skills love Anne Hathaway as much as I do. 

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