JANEANE GAROFALO IN 24
08.21.07
Janeane Garofalo will be playing a government agent in the next season of 24, almost guaranteeing a rant about how guns are just phallic symbols and probably wouldn't even exist in a less patriarchal society.
One of the more surprising things about this piece of news is that there's going to be another season of 24. Does anyone really care anymore?
Anyway, I'm sure plenty of sex starved fanboys will be up in doritos-stained arms about this one, but let's face it, Janeane Garofalo' been the model for so many of today's TV characters (Meg from Family Guy, Ugly Betty, the squinty chick from 24 a couple seasons ago) that they might as well just get the real deal.
She harkens back to a time when people wore flannel, pop stars cared about the issues, and Lilith Fair made us all realize that sex was something that happened only between two consenting partners.
Boy, growing up in the 90s sucked, didn't it? Its foolish games really tore me apart.
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Can we please bump the shirtless Ryan Reynolds?
Can we please bump the shirtless Ryan Reynolds?
You're wishing you could take that back now, aren't you.
I imagine while fucking Janeane she'd be saying some pretty depressing shit in a monotone voice that subsequently sending her lover to suicide.
VOP – you can't appreciate another man's awesome built?? Personally, that just makes me wanna work out and stop eating this two foot meatball sub….
….almost
The only time I thought Garofollo, Gandalf, Greenday, whatever the fuck her name is, was even remotely good looking was in Mystery Men. I know, I'm fuckin' weird.
JHC – I totally agree. I would have grabbed those green highlights of hers and serviced her till I pulled out and nutted in her bowling ball bag.
She also looked good in her King Of Queens appearance. Dunno if you saw that.
Missed that one. I'll bet you that her armpits and coochie have more hair on them than a wookie too. I can get around quite a few things that would normally put me off to having sex with a woman. NOT pit hair. I not saying I wouldn't fuck a chick with pit hair, I'm just saying she best not be expecting a phone call anytime soon.
She's a member of my "I'd love to fuck her but don't tell anyone" list.
Lance: Even an ugly Garafalupagus is better than a shirtless Ryan Reynolds. At least, if I accidentally fucked her while I was stone blind drunk, I'd be able to shrug it off as a night gone hoggin'. It's at least possible for her to look passable:
http://www.betterthanfudge.com/img/janeane.jpg
Psssst. "24" is a tv show, not a movie. WTF?
It's at least possible for her to look passable
I know, she's always been like that. She's one of those chicks that I think tries to look ugly because of some misguided notion of feminism, and that's one of my problems with her. Oh, and I'll be covering TV from time to time; deal with it.
Yeah, she's one who's ugly from the inside out, instead of the other way around.
Janeane Garofalo looks like Patton Oswald in drag.
-Sheikh al-Gore
Janeane Garofalo did have a nice French accent in the movie "Ratatouille"…that also starred Patton Oswald.
Who wouldn't want to see Keifer bitch-slap Garofalo just once in an interrogation? Maybe he'll even snap her neck or chop her arm off or put her daughter in a quarantine area or…
Murdoch actually approached me to see if I'd guest star in this coming season of 24. He said Janeane was in it and that I'd get to urinate on her in the interrogation scene. I gave him the thumbs up.
If we have chemistry I might let her play my wookie sidekick in the upcoming Bill O'Solo's Revenge. I get to urinate on the wookie too.
That's stipulated in all my contracts. Tune in for the Factor tonight, I'm going to urinate on Michelle Malkin.
Who wouldn't want to see Keifer bitch-slap Garofalo just once in an interrogation? Maybe he'll even snap her neck or chop her arm off or put her daughter in a quarantine area or…
God, I hope this happens. She'll start on some rant about Corporations or Goverment Excisement or some BS, and Jack'll just start punching her cold in the face. That would make for the best hour of anything. Ever.
Psssst. "24" is a tv show, not a movie. WTF?
I thought I heard that the movie 24 is scheduled to film after this upcoming season of 24……Not sure if the voice that said it was inside or outside of my head, so maybe you should google it or something.
I would do it, but: "I'm headin' to the liquor store, to get some peace of mind."
She may not be that physically attractive, but at least she's rational and has a pleasant personality…ooh, damn, never mind. 0 for 3 ain't good.
Garafalo is passable at times. Plus, as a comedianne she has probably has self-esteem issues.
….That usually means they put out pretty quickly, do anal, and swallow.
Do I simply have to teach you boys everything about women?
So what's the movie version of 24?
1:36?
Actually wasn't Johnny Depp in a "realtime" movie? I've forgotten the title (never seen it either).
Robert said it best:
"Garafalo is passable at times. Plus, as a comedianne she has probably has self-esteem issues.
….That usually means they put out pretty quickly, do anal, and swallow."