
Ignoring common sense and better judgment, they're making a fourth Jurassic Park movie. And as BloodyDisgusting reports:
We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.
Yup, dinosaurs with guns. Based on a pitch entitled "Dude, it'll be like Transformers, but with dinosaurs!" by some jackass, Jurassic Park IV will chronicle the U.S. government's battle to win the hearts and minds of the dinosaurs, many of whom, poor and disenfranchised, have been convinced by demagogues that they'll receive 72 dinosaurs never touched by the flesh of other dinosaurs in the afterlife in exchange for martyring themselves.
Ripped from the headlines. How contemporary.



Check out my new bumper sticker:
Guns don't kill dinosaurs. Asteroids kill dinosaurs.
"I blame rap music. And Mexicans."
Hey, watch we didn't cause all of "The Man"'s problems, ese.
Blame those little guys….
Y'know the ones, there keep setting up shop everywhere….what are they called?
Oh yeah, Smurfs!
I used to be in a film club and five of us went to see Jurrasic Park 2. The verdict: "Long and shite" . Was that the one where the T-Rex pilots the ship back to the mainland? Yeah, that was realistic.
Dino-Riders was an amazing 80's cartoon…
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The film industry should outlaw some remakes and continuous sequels and prequels by just asking the general public, Jurassic Park I was phenomenal, II was a stretch, but still pretty good, and that is all. I mean, The Sandlot was a great film from back in the day, but c'mon, there are like 4 now.
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