Ignoring common sense and better judgment, they're making a fourth Jurassic Park movie. And as BloodyDisgusting reports:
We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.
Yup, dinosaurs with guns. Based on a pitch entitled "Dude, it'll be like Transformers, but with dinosaurs!" by some jackass, Jurassic Park IV will chronicle the U.S. government's battle to win the hearts and minds of the dinosaurs, many of whom, poor and disenfranchised, have been convinced by demagogues that they'll receive 72 dinosaurs never touched by the flesh of other dinosaurs in the afterlife in exchange for martyring themselves.
Ripped from the headlines. How contemporary.
I want more like this!
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