Those discount-loving bible thumpers over at Wal Mart have come up with an ingenious promotion: buy the 'Whatever Edition' of the Clueless DVD and get a free Transformers beach ball. They're obviously trying to recreate the success of the 'As If Edition', which came with a Schindler's List Novelty Foam Cowboy Hat.
Wal Mart holds a special place in my heart, because before she died of cancer, my grandma was a greeter there. At least, that's what we told her. It was cheaper than a rest home and people were always coming to visit.
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I'm hoping this is the director's cut where Alicia Silverstone's cell phone transforms into a lethal killing machine, and opens up a hole in the side of her head and fucks it.
Damn Lance. That Wal-mart line was fuckin' funny.
Does the beachball transform into an exact replica of Alicia's cornhole? If so, I'll take two.
Lance, you are a ruthless, soulless prick… I love you AND your grandma…
JHC: Cornholes symbolized by this beachball are larger and looser than they appear.
I bought the Clueless 'Total Monet' Edition from Wal-mart a few weeks back, and it came with a special Rush Hour 3 Douchebag. Fresh!
They also give away a Koran w/ every copy of "Munich".
Texas: Nice. I've been looking for a good douchebag.
A Come and See sombrero would be appreciated.
Why? :(
"Hey lets put a fucking beach ball but not just any beach ball, a Transformers beach ball… now everyone will want to it to play with a fucking beach ball."
The bigger question on my mind is why was this post bumped back up to the top?
"I'm hoping this is the director's cut where Alicia Silverstone's cell phone transforms into a lethal killing machine, and opens up a hole in the side of her head and fucks it."
I agree, just reordered the words and cut one or two out.
"I'm hoping this is the director's cut where Alicia Silverstone opens up a hole and fucks her cell phone."
sober: I still like my version better.
Sober needs to not be sober before attempting to rewrite Vag's stuff. Maybe that's the problem.
A transformers beach ball can’t hold a candle to Stacey Dash on NBC’s new Celebrity Circus. 9:30. June 11. If she has trouble with passing a driving test, maybe she’ll have better luck with circus tricks.
There should be more new comments on old threads. Well done jigga1.98jones. Lance’s Wal-mart was line was very funny.